my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
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