You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I think my nap took me to another dimension
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Randomize
