Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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