I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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