he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
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I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
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