I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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