Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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