Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
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getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
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And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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