He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
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I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
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A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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