This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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