Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
should my penis look like a turkey
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
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