she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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