Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
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I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
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I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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