I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
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On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
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How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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