she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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