i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
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Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
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Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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