I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
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I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
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She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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