the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
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Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
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Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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