I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
Randomize
