dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
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