dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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