come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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