I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
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Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
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It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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