I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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