i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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