Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
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I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
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Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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