it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
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ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
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Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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