After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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