He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
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