yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
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Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
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Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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