oh god the rape fog is back!
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Randomize
