I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
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Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
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it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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