I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
She said her name was "party"
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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