Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Ladies don't puke and tell
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
