I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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