Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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