So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
The feeling are messing with the penis
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Randomize
