Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
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I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
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I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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