hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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