I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
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He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
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Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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