Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
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Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
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The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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