why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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