he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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