Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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