Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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