After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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