He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
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An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
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When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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