Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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