Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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