This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Randomize
