jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
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