Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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