Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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