i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
