the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
we should paint friendship bongs
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