i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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