He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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