I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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