i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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