Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
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I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
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I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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